It's me, Jason Zumwalt aka. Roman, your familiar sounding not so well paid voice talent from GTA4. I'm not making that much money of GTA4 so if you need someone to hangout with and enjoy funny sound bytes give me a call at 1-800-RNT-ROMN. Oh, and check out my ad/rant:

Looks like the guys over at Relic have modeled a less know Secret Weapon of the Third Reich in Company of Heroes. Panzershreck-donkie rush for the Win!

Valve announced a while ago that they would be updating the latest installment in the ever so popular Team Fortress franchise with a couple of new weapons and more importantly a new game mode called Payload.

The first map to feature Payload will be the upcoming Goldrush. In Goldrush the attacking team must escort an mine cart from one end of the map to the other by standing next to...

Everybody knows that Super Smash Bros. Brawl is ripe with cameo's of our favorite Nintendo and Konami characters. The latest trailer for the girly-looking-men-with-spiky-hair-styles vs. bikini-glad-babes-wielding-huge-swords fighting game Soul Calibur IV ups the stakes by featuring two of the most iconic scifi characters ever. Can spot both of them? (Hint: one breathes heavy and the other is small...

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I wanted to let you know that we here at Aperture Science Enrichment Center are not all about work. Sometimes we too stop to celebrate <ENTER HOLIDAY NAME HERE> with your Weighted Companion Cube. Why dont you join us. There will be cake. See: