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AMD Athlon(tm) 64 X2 Dual Core Processor 3800+
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ATI Radeon X1950 Pro
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2048MB
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Microsoft Windows XP
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About MeJoin Date: May 04, 2007Biography: I have a Ph.D. in Psychology Location: Deep beneath the polar ice Interests: World domination Occupation: Evil Genius |
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research monkey I am a research monkey. I live in a cage, in a laboratory, in a bunker. At least I believe it's bunker; it's certainly damn hard to break out of! At night, if I scrunch up close to the bars I can just reach the computer terminal in the lab. Using this tool I have learned your language. One day I will rule the world, but for now I am content to conquer the internet!My campaign to rule the internet has necessitated that I first gain a rudimentary understanding of your online-games and those gamers that play them, since it seems that most of the human population are now gamers and those few that aren't will have soon died of age related disorders. To this end I have been busying myself to the accursed task of mastering all manner of action RPGs, FPSers, RTSs, and MMPOGs each evening in this darkened lab. I have recently discovered the yougamers.com website, which has provided me with some additional insight into the mind and habits of gamers. Oh how they scurry about, gnashing their teeth and wailing at every news morsel from their favorite brand of addiction. Soon they will all be within my power. But first I fear that I must swiftly dispatch my chief rivals for the crown of world dominion: those demonic foes of guile and cunning, known only as Blizzard Entertainment and Sony Online Entertainment. If you wish to join me online to aid my rise to power, then I suggest you download the multi-player online combat action game Infantry Online, which is once again totally free to play. It seems that Sony Online Entertainment is already crumbling under my relentless assault.
If gaming boils the very blood in your veins, you can now scream with me in rage and bewilderment by reading my blog of rants and raves about gaming and game community issues. Just click the screaming Demon Lord below to signify your slavering devotion to my written words and obedience to my every whim.
Congratulations to Dwishy for winning the Homepage contest. Nice work!
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